At last, there is a religion that does, in fact, mean whatever you want it to mean.
We have no dogma. We have no creed. We have no church, no money, no book, no drugs, no hope, no gods, no dogs, no smoking. Not that we're opposed to any of those things, we just don't have them. Not yet.
If you are an individualistic, seat-of-your-pants, lazy intuitive religionist, then stop trying to cram yourself into those other religions, with all their Roolz, and just come and, you know, hang out and be groovy. Unless you want to do something else, which is fine too. All paths lead to Divinity! Unless they lead somewhere else, which is fine too!